This is.....

30 Jan (;

2010-01-29T22:43:00.000-08:00

i never blogged for sooo long and i mean very long xD
well not really la i recently updated my other blog but it was just rubbish that i didnt know what to actually blog about =.=
i know im really sad.
so this year im a form 1 oh the joy.
i've mets lots of new and kind friends from the pantai school :D
Im in Temenggung and temenggung is just awesome XD
and im sure you realize that i have nothing to blog about. =/
*sigh*
i'll just end my post here :D

sincerely,
Sha (:

The Return of a Semi-Divinity

2009-12-10T06:07:00.000-08:00

Ho Ho ho
Guess who?

Hellz. Yeah. Its meh! Its been a while but the impregnable, Wolf, is finally here and God do i have an announcement to make.
I
Am
Not
Emo.

You heard it right, peps. Something in me finally snapped and i realise something. (i was emo for a month only anyway lol) I've had it with being emo and all this vampire crap. in fact, i shun emos! Who do they think they are anyway? A random bunch of people who spend so much time not appreciating what they have and feeling sorry for themselves. Theres so many problems in the world! People in africa with no food, folks over in pakistan who get to watch their families die...and ur worried about how many times u get dumped?
Stupid Emos.

Hellz Yeah I'm going to get a whole lot of hate comments for this but to hell with it. Life Ftw! =D

Oh, and Hi =)

2009-11-06T02:15:00.000-08:00

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So bored right now. The new policy's practically corrupted selfpwn. LOL. Anyways, lets talk about ~*~M A G I C~*~. Like how magically I know where wolf LIVES!XD. Just kiding..... No Im not.... Yea I am... *whisper's - " no.. im..not........ Anyways, here's a trick for ya, :-

Magic With NUMB3RS.

You : Request that the person you are fooling to pick a number from ONLY 1-9.
You : Also remind them not to reveal their number, as to create suspicion.
You : Request them to complete the equation - (number from 1-9 chosen)x2 + 10
divided by 2 , and finally minus the number that was first chosen.

The answer should be 5,

Here's how its done.

in the equation , mutiplying and divinding the number only stretches the equation.
When the persona is requested to add a 10, The answer in conclusion is always divided by 2. ( 1/2 of 10 is 5/ answer in conclusion is 5).

e.g.- number chosen is 7

7x2+14, divided by 2 , minus the first number chosen(7) = 7

Because 1/2 (half) of 14 is 7

.

Heres another one .

Heres an interesting one.

Items required - A deck of cards.

You : shuffle the deck and create and excuse to peep into the cards / or just be
lucky enough to peep and just remember 1 card and wheres its placed.

You : Place out 4 stacks of card's on the table - ( 1 stack contains 4 cards) Place
them in the shape of a diamonds using the 4 cards for each stack.

e.g.

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Your objective is to get them to chose the card you remembered and placed into one of the stacks.

E.g

You: The card you remebered is 4 of spades.
You: Ask them a serires of questions : in a deck of cards there are black and red
cards, chose one
You: You want them to chose black
You: If they chose black, them you move on, but if they chose red, you throw away
the option of red and make them chose black. THATS HOW IT WORKS, YOU MAKE THEM
CHOSE THE CARDS.
You: Carry on in making them chose the 4 of spades
You: After asking them to chose red or black , they eventually are forced to chose
black and then you ask them to chose a number or a picture card. Same thing
here , if they chose number , give them number, if they chose picture, throw
away the picture option,
You: Ask them to chose spades or clubs( cause its a black card you chose ), ( if its a red card, its hearts or diamonds)

You: Moving on , ask them to chose odd or even numbers, same thing, give them the
even numbers.( because the card you remebered is 4)
You: Ask them to chose 2,4,6 .. or .. 8,10, same thing with the forcing technique.
You: (if you remebered an odd number , ask them to chose 1,3,5.. or .. 7,9)
You: ( if its a picture card you remembered, its king,queen ... or ... jack.
You: if they chose 2,4,6 .. you make them keep those numbers and then ask them to
chose 2 numbers from 2,4,6, if they chose 6,2, throw away the 6 and the 2 , so
they get the number 4. if they chose 2,4/4,6, , let them keep either of those
sets of numbers and ask them to chose 2 or 4 / 4 or 6, ( apply the forcing
technique here as well).

Moving on..

You: You've gotten them to chose 4 of spades!!!
You: Now this is where the stacks of cards come in, you must remember where you
have placed the 4 of spades, and ask them to chose 2 stacks, if the card is in
one of thsoe stacks, throw away the other 2 stacks , but if they chose 2 stacks
thats does not contain your card, throw both of their chosen stacks away and
keep the stacks that they didnt chose and contained your cards.
You: Ask them to chose one of those stacks, if they chose the stack which has
your card in it , keep their chosen stack and move on, if not , throw the stack
that deos not contain your card.
You: now you have 1 stack of cards, divide the stack in to 2 cards on the left and 2
cards on the right. ( your card must be in the stacks .. obviously..)
You: use the same technique till you are down to 1 card on the left and 1 card
on the right.. now apply the same forcing technique, if they chose your card ,
throw the other one away, if they dotn chsoe your card, throw the card that
they chose.
You: make sure that you are handling the cards, and they keep their hands to them
selves.
You: 3..2..1..!!! Its the card that they chose!!!.

So tired from writting this long long long long long long long post.

by Bryan..

Random Post- for sha =P

2009-08-26T01:23:00.001-07:00

And there you have it ^^

A Remedy For You're Boredom

2009-08-24T19:50:00.000-07:00

Hello there ^^

Interesting post by sha and bryan, i must say. While this blog is undoubtedly your best cure for boredom, i found sumthing else that can entertain you people as well. Thats none other than...Shakugan no Shana! what else, right? xD

Its a pretty old anime. Yet i started watching the series again on youtube and found it to be really addictive, even for the second time watching actually. The story basically revolves around these two peps, shana and yuji. What turns out as a classic romance/action anime with a straight storyline becomes sumthing totally different with the addition of Yoshida Kazumi, a normal girl who seems to like Yuji. This gets Shana, the flame haze who ALSO likes Yuji jealous nd the whole anime becomes a love triangle.

To add to that, an exchange student, Konoe gets added to the mix, also who seems to like Yuji (damn i wish I was that popular with girls!) and instantly turns the anime into a HANDEM! God its thrilling and i certainly found myself watching episode after episode for hours, through the night.

Interested? heres the link to ep 1. You can follow on with the other eps from there. Enjoy ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5u2858ReMc

copy and paste that to your browser to redirect. There are two season of the anime with another one supposedly being made. So feel free to take ur time with it ^^ L8r

PONTIANAK :D

2009-08-01T04:41:00.000-07:00

Before I start with my topic, we have a new policy. WE SHALL POST WHENEVER WE WANT, DISREGARDING THE USUALY POSTING TIMES ( FRIDAY ). ( but we still love you <3.. well, at least I do... mabye not so much.. nah.) Anyways, Lets start with my topic.. PONTIANAK!.

Pontianak. The very mention of the name is enough to instil fear in the hearts of others. The word Pontianak can be broken down into two parts : " pontia " which literelt means many nights; and " nak " , meaning child. The words are derived from and old tribe called the " Dayak ".

Pontianak's Physical apearence:

1)It roams around the earth naked.
2)Apearence of a woman.
3)never has the charectericstics of one.

Anyways, bye,

Truely Bryan.

Screenshots (:

2009-07-25T02:22:00.000-07:00

So i'm back :D
well you all do know that your computer can take screenshots
and its cool XP
well if you think it is lar (:
i will take a random screenshot and post it up (:

cool eyh?

By,
Sha (:

The curios incident of the dog in the night time

2009-07-10T07:25:00.000-07:00

Wtf, this is a great book. Its about young 15 year old Christiphor Boone , who has "special needs" or if you put it in a way, RETARDED. Lol, so basicly, he found he's neighbour's dog dead and is snooping around. But what other mysteries will he end up oncovering?.

BRYAN

Miss Me?

2009-06-26T18:39:00.000-07:00

So yeah...did you miss me?

=P

As you've already noticed, i've been away for the past couple of weeks but never fear peps, coz im back with greetings from the underworld.

This blog has been a little quiet of late so i guess its time to break the silence. Today i'll be doing a little article on metal. You see, the reason im doing this is that, people dont understand the essence and beauty of metal music and i guess the matter MUST be resolved, lest we all miss out and the greatness of metal.

It isn't all screaming and pointless headbanging, you know. If you just take the time to listen carefully, you'll find that the lyrics are REAl deep and meaningful. UNLIKE all those random pop songs about girls and other mindless stuff. not to meantion rap where mostly its all about sex drugs and money save for a few exceptions.

Metal is art. true art. i hope you all enjoyed that and keep visiting!

With love,
Wolf

Think your account's safe? Think again.

2009-06-04T23:48:00.000-07:00

Its me again :). So yeah, ill be talking account safety and hack.

What is hack?

Hack has several related meanings in the technology and computer science fields. It may refer to a clever or quick fix to a computer program problem, or to what may be perceived to be a clumsy or inelegant (but usually relatively quick) solution to a problem.

How do they hack?

You might think that your account if safe cause your password’s tricky, but hackers aren’t that stupid. No, they go and try to answer your security question. Usualy you would put your favorite movie, moms name, old school, etc.etc.etc

How to ensure my account safety?

Two of the most popular programs are MSN ( Windows Live Messenger) and Facebook . It would be better to put something unrelated to your security question. Another great way is to place a 2 digit number behind your security question, as it would add a 79% chance of your account being safe ( excluding 10-90 and 11-99 ).Never tell anyone your password/ username, it might not be him / her who hacked it but their friend/relative. Besides, it doesn't bare any benefits to you, it just increases risk towards your account.

History of hack

The term "hack" was first used by US university computing center staff in the mid-1960s. The context determined whether the complimentary or derogatory meanings were implied. Phrases such as "ugly hack" or "quick hack" generally referred to the latter meaning; phrases such as "cool hack" or "neat hack", to the former. In modern computer programming, a "hack" can refer to a solution or method which functions correctly but which is "ugly" in its concept, which works outside the accepted structures and norms of the environment, or which is not easily extendable or maintainable.

Yours truely, Bryan

(80% composed by me )

VIDEO THURSDAY!

2009-06-04T04:02:00.000-07:00

TO (The Onion ) News. :)

Blegh.

2009-05-28T21:39:00.000-07:00

so as you know today is MY turn to update a post.
*Which i am "MALAS" to* =.=
So Today SMKBB is having their teachers day.
and
SKBB is just having a day off in school "WITHOUT" studies!
Oh Yeah! :D
although i didnt go -.-
too malas
geh. Thats all lah
Getting MORE malas

By,
Sha the awesome (:

VIDEO THURSDAY!

2009-05-28T01:21:00.000-07:00

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What happens when a fleshy warm toung meets frozen pond surface?

Love-The Reality

2009-05-21T23:12:00.000-07:00

With flowers in her hair,
Gazed upon with dead lovers eyes.
She never looked so good,
and i never felt so dead.

Ever been in love? You'd find out that its probably the best feeling ever but what you dont know is that love gets you high on rainy days but in the end it tears out your very soul, feeding on your agony.

Aww just kiding. Its not all that bad...depending on where you are on the social ladder. So yeah enjoy ur love lives..WHILE THEY LAST!

With love,
Wolf
A true vampire god

2009-05-21T01:53:00.000-07:00

2 dudes anoying some mamak ( coffee house ) store in singapore.

VIDEO THURSDAY!

2009-05-14T16:01:00.000-07:00

Basicl, its called Gaki no Tsukai . its a reality game show about comedian training.
A batsu game is a " game round" when they have to resist laughing or be whacked with kendo sticks.

Enjoy :D

By Bryan,

VIDEO THURSDAY

2009-05-07T05:46:00.000-07:00

Hard gay Part 2 :D

(Once again, not porn :D)

Advised to watch video 1 first.

By bryan..

This is selfpwn...anything can happen.

2009-05-01T07:13:00.001-07:00

and im back. from the darkest reaches of my soul i bring you greeting from the vampire gods. its wolf again and this week i have a special post about a very special person.

Selfpwn...the one-hit-wonder land full of suprises and the unexpected is proud to bring the following news: this two man blog will now be enhanced to a 3-man as we add in a special sumfin sumfin to this already awesome blog. IF you knw what i mean.

Now, we summon a new staff. a blogging goddess. a demure mistress of elegance. From the place in which i bore my flaming soul, please welcome...my pet sisterr, a half breed vampire and queen of the night....
NATASSYA LIM!

she will now be a member of the staff and together (bryan of the infinites, wolf and natassya from the vampire kingdom) we shall unleash a new generation of blogging! so lets go...selfpwn to the max. hell yeah!

three gods, one million screams of selfpwn.
with undying love,
WoLf

2009-04-29T23:17:00.000-07:00

VIDEO THURSDAY BY BRYAN ! :D.
Fyi, this isnt pornography. I swear apon wolf's happyness ( gone already ) .

2009-04-23T18:23:00.000-07:00

Heyy.

AS the first post to this 2 man blog-let me provide a description. (grins)

So this was made out of boredom by two of the most powerful people in the world. We are mortal gods basically. My name's wolf and ill be managing post every other week and His name (points at guy next to me) is Bryan. He'll be working on the other posts. Wolf: im half emo. I dont LOOK emo but im into emo stuff and emo music. Im a metal rocker and my interest are...observing (mysterious look) AND BRYAN...well hes 'the other guy'. When he gets his mind set on something, HE HAS to accomplish it. ELSE,...well or else...(lets just say u dont want to know)
And well be updating this blog every Friday :D.

this blog might be a little on the random side but hey, arent u as bored as any of us? so give this a chance. be amazed...

Yours truely, Wolf.

WOLF'S BIRTHDAY!

2009-04-23T13:25:00.000-07:00

It might seem uncanny and fake that its wolf's birthday just 1 day after selfpwn was created.. But thats pretty much up to you to belive. Anyways, it realy is wolf's birthday , but he aint celebrating it.. Emo much!. In other news,I've added CBOX to selfpwn. Please dont spam it or say something bad about this blog , thanks :D.

Yours truely, Bryan.